13 March 2008

Garden Girls Gone Wild

I'm sure that most gardeners have a spray bottle of some fashion laying around for the occasional spritz. We are no different. Our bottle looks like any other bottle and quite honestly it never really gathered much attention beyond a few squeezes to keep the ferns happy and the grow lights from torching our seedlings.

So things were cool; we were basking in the whole ignorance is bliss thing and then, like those silly cats in Eden, we got curious and paid for it dearly.

Our mothers read this blog (hey Ma, hey Laurel), so I typically try to keep the foul language to a bare minimum—but what the fuck is going on here?! I don't see a happy gardener, I see wet t-shirt contest garden erotica. Look at this poor lady. She's just trying to have a little QT with her plants and all of the sudden some big brother sprayer is dousing her chest. Have you ever seen the movie Flash Dance? Yep, she's like a maniac alright.


Okay, yes, I know I'm taking this a little too far, but we're currently stalling while we put together some long overdue posts about a new friend of ours who drives a 1951 International Harvester. We did find the bottle a bit odd, but how fuckin' nuts do you think we really are? Oh shit! Sorry Ma, sorry Laurel ;)

4 comments:

Katie said...

I'm so glad my garden blog idols swear too. :0)

Yeah, what the eff is that all about?

Get on the posts, bro...

mom (laurel) said...

I have a bottle like that too and never noticed! No offense taken to the language - frankly, it's a good thing to be offended by that. Do they think they sell more bottles because of that graphic?

Kelly said...

Katie,
I've been known to make truckers blush.
I need about 200 more word before the post will be ready.

Laurel,
Once you notice, you're done for.
By the way, I had some of your chili today and it was awesome. The heat had a nice tone to it. There wasn't too much, but you certainly knew it was there. Thank you.

Twinville said...

BWAHAHAHAHAAA!! Too funny. I never would have noticed that. You are VERY astute! hehe